April Fools Is Gay

My Twitter Rules for April Fools:

1. If you tweet something that is in the "spirit" of April Fools, you will immediately be removed from my twitter timeline.

2. If you RT something that is in the "spirit" of April Fools, you will immediately be removed from my twitter timeline.

3. If you try to deceive me with a tinyurl in the "spirit" of April Fools, you will immediately be removed from my twitter timeline.

4. If you post anything about Flash finally coming to the iPhone, you will immediately be removed from my twitter timeline.

5. ONLY if you post something that actually makes me laugh, and/or looks like it took time/effort/large sums of cash/celebrity intervention/acts of god to complete will you make it to a deliberation stage. At that point I will review your tweet for the above mentioned criteria, and you will be graded on a 10 point scale. If you receive a grade of less then 6 you will immediately be removed from my twitter timeline.

You've been warned. Thanks.